there's paper in my vomit.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize