He is such a slut. More and more my type.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
it glows. i had to have it.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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