Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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