its not stalking. its research.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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