I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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