The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Randomize
