Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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