this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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