Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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