we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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