Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
