The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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