Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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