Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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