reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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