But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
