did you get engaged???
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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