Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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