Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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