last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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