fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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