Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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