And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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