You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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