I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dignity is for republicans.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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