i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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