is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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