Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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