Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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