He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Randomize
