I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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