If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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