official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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