Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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