Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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