Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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