I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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