Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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