He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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