He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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