her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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