Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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