My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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