At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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