Plan B is the new Plan A
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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