shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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