So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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