Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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