names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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