For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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