I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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