I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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