Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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