yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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