It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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