Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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